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Faith-Based Consumption
posted by trancendyce at 7/02/2007
Speaking of fundamentals...
You can lay aside your pulpit
and shut your salivating trap.
You smile a sword of bloody drool
while mouthing, "JESUS LOVES YOU"
public service announcements
Then you belch to spill a highlite
of crimson on each quoted verse,
like notches in your bible, as you say,
"Satan wants your hide for his eternal barbeque,
but... Jesus owns a paradise and he can fly you there...
here's all you have to do...
It's outlined here in our brochure."
You can lay aside your pulpit
and shut your salivating trap.
You smile a sword of bloody drool
while mouthing, "JESUS LOVES YOU"
public service announcements
Then you belch to spill a highlite
of crimson on each quoted verse,
like notches in your bible, as you say,
"Satan wants your hide for his eternal barbeque,
but... Jesus owns a paradise and he can fly you there...
here's all you have to do...
It's outlined here in our brochure."