Faith-Based Consumption

Speaking of fundamentals...
You can lay aside your pulpit
and shut your salivating trap.
You smile a sword of bloody drool
while mouthing, "JESUS LOVES YOU"
public service announcements
Then you belch to spill a highlite
of crimson on each quoted verse,
like notches in your bible, as you say,

"Satan wants your hide for his eternal barbeque,
but... Jesus owns a paradise and he can fly you there...
here's all you have to do...
It's outlined here in our brochure."