Assimilation Invocation

Geek-Out Alert!
Warning!
Geek-Out Alert!

Geeka Glazer has assumed control.
Get Geeky With It… Get Geeka With It…
GG is here to inform you… wuh-PAY, as in…” to wuh-PAY someone,” is homage to Whoopie Goldberg as Guinan on ST-NG (and yes, for those of you who keep asking, yes, GG was studying Japanese and French at the time and listening to da Wu Tang). Ms. Goldberg wasn’t the first to do it (see Socrates’ final speech in Plato’s Symposium for an early formal example)… but she did it so well… the timing always excellent… she would lay on that wisdom… she would blow them away… she would serve it up and dish it out in Ten-Forward… mmmh girrrl! Whoopie G would wuh-PAY them! Thank you Ms Goldberg for ALL the joy! YOU RULE! Like when you pointed out the idea of disposable people to Picard… like when you stabbed Cue with a fork… or slapped Broccoli upside his fool head (oh wait, maybe GG just kept hoping for that).

Warning!
Total Geek-Out!

GG would like you all to think hard on the notions of wuh-PAY and perhaps offer other examples from history, literature, media, etc. GG is not interested in personal stories that cannot be verified by three or more parties.

Geek melt-down imminent…
Geek shut-down humiliation sequence in progress…

“Opening hailing frequencies…”
Yo, Yo! She said,
“Opening hailing frequencies…”
Word up, she said.
Uhuru Exotic Queen of Space,
you had the com
you ruled the place.
You would sing
while Spock would play.
The things you saw
while you filed away.
Surrounded by lovelies like
Captain JT Kirk,
Checkov, Sulu,
and seven-year Spock.
Always ready to blast off
On new missions
With Scotty giving her all she’s got,
Nurse Chapel,
and Bones McCoy the ship's Doc.”
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Systems Overload!
Geek shut-down sequence… complete.